There's no way to describe this two-parter, because it is utterly deranged. It is the absolute best and worst of cinema at the same time, and it gave one of the finest action stars of his generation the chance to let loose and show just how weird and demented he could actually be. The result was two immensely entertaining movies that saw one man have a very bad day and do his best to stay alive despite the most hilariously overwhelming odds.